🔥 ResumeRoast
Get roasted. Get hired.
Upload your resume. Get brutally honest AI feedback that's actually funny. Free roast included. Detailed improvement report for $19.
Preparing your roast... 🔥
How It Works
1. Upload Your Resume
Drop your PDF or DOCX. We extract the text instantly.
2. Get Roasted (Free)
Our AI delivers brutally honest, actually funny feedback. Free.
3. Get the Full Report ($19)
Detailed fixes, rewritten bullets, ATS tips. Copy-paste ready.
Why You Need This
Your friends won't tell you the truth. "Looks good!" doesn't help when you're getting ghosted by every recruiter.
Career coaches charge $200+. And they'll probably just tell you to "add more metrics."
ATS systems are brutal. 75% of resumes get rejected before a human sees them. Is yours formatted right?
Sample Roast
🔥 ROAST SCORE: 42/100
"Your summary says you're 'passionate about innovation' but your most recent achievement is 'maintained Excel spreadsheets.' The only thing being innovated here is creative writing."
— AI Roastmaster
FAQ
Is the roast actually free?
Yes. You get the full roast with your score for free. The detailed improvement report with rewritten sections is $19.
Will you steal my resume?
No. We don't store resumes after analysis. We definitely don't sell your data or apply to jobs as you (tempting as that sounds).
Is this mean-spirited?
It's roast comedy, not bullying. We're savage about your resume, not about you. The goal is laughs AND insights.
What industries does this work for?
All of them. Tech, finance, marketing, healthcare — everyone's resume can use a reality check.